Welcome to the Library, your lobby to liberation.
Hidden in these compendiums are tales of folklore and foiled fables, buried mysteries from bygone years – ready for resurrection.
If membership of this club guarantees one thing, it is discretion. Whilst it is true walls do have ears, your secrets are safe in here.
I shall work in earnest to ensure your stay with is, um, enlightening!
Meanwhile, the Lounge door is open…
Yours dutifully, The Butler